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The NFC East rivalry gets the bathroom-humor treatment. The Grinch, in a blue Santa hat and a jacket dotted with stars, perches on a toilet built from a Philadelphia Eagles helmet, plants his boot on a New York Giants helmet and keeps a roll of toilet paper with a Washington logo within reach. COWBOYS is spelled out in big white letters above the scene.
Design Details
- Front scene: Grinch on the Eagles-helmet toilet, Giants helmet underfoot, Washington roll on the wall and a pair of small pine trees
- Back: COWBOYS across the shoulders over a large star, with a pine tree on each side
- Color fade: pale ice-blue shoulders melting into black and royal blue
- Lower bands: snowflakes, footballs and small badge rows in shades of blue
- Sleeves: a star on one arm and stacked COWBOYS lettering on the other
Trash Talk for Rivalry Week
Made for the fan who never lets an Eagles, Giants or Commanders supporter forget the standings. Wear it to a watch party with mixed loyalties and let the print do the talking. It’s a cheeky jab rather than a polished look, so pick your audience; your in-laws from Philly may not laugh.
Want to make it personal? Any design can be customized: choose Custom: Yes and enter the name, number or short text you’d like added in the Your Custom Text box.
Each sweater is made to order: the design is printed edge to edge with dye-sublimation onto a 350 GSM ribbed knit (95% polyester, 5% spandex), then cut and sewn. Fabric, size chart and care details are in the Product Details tab.
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- Fabric: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Weight: 350 GSM, a thick, heavyweight fabric
- Texture: ribbed, with a raised texture you can feel, and smooth on the inside
- Stretch: comfortable stretch that springs back to shape
- Style: long-sleeve crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
- Fit: regular fit, in unisex adult sizes S–6XL and kids' sizes Toddler 2T–Youth XL
- Print: dye-sublimation, with the design printed edge to edge (all-over print)
- Made to order: printed, cut, and sewn after you place your order
Sizing
Our size chart lists the measurements of the sweater itself, not body measurements. For the best fit, compare it with a sweater that already fits you well. See our size guide, or read how an ugly Christmas sweater should fit.
Care
Machine wash cold and don't leave it soaking. Skip bleach, dry cleaning, and hot irons. Air-dry when you can. Washed and dried this way, your sweater keeps its size.
Good to Know
- Damaged or defective? If your sweater arrives damaged or defective, we'll send a replacement free of charge. Just contact us within 30 days of your purchase.
- Sweaters are measured by hand, so allow a difference of about 1–3 cm (0.4–1 in).
- Colors may look slightly different on your screen than in person.
- Personalized sweaters are made just for you and can't be returned or exchanged for size or a change of mind, so check the size and spelling before you order.
Questions? Email [email protected] and we'll get back to you within 24 hours.
Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $99 and international orders over $200.
- Production: 2–4 business days. Every sweater is made to order.
- Shipping: 7–14 business days after your order ships, depending on the shipping method you choose.
- Tracking: we'll email your tracking number as soon as it's available.
- Worldwide: we ship to more than 100 countries. Rates vary by destination. APO/FPO addresses, remote islands, and some regions may take longer or have extra shipping fees.
- Returns and exchanges: if your sweater arrives damaged or defective, or there's a customization error, a wrong item, or a missing package, contact us within 30 days and we'll send a replacement free of charge. Size exchanges on non-personalized sweaters are available under our Returns & Refunds Policy (fees apply). Personalized items can't be returned or exchanged.
- Cancellations: request a cancellation within 4 hours (weekdays) or 12 hours (weekends) of placing your order (fees apply).
Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. If you need your order by a specific date, email [email protected] before you order. Full details are on our Shipping Information page.
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